denofiniquity

Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (6/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( He was even haunting me in my dreams. Dudley was there, kissing the Dream-Me. Dream-Me pulled away and smirked evilly then disappeared. )

Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (4/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( I turned my back to him. He wrapped his arms around me from behind and kissed my neck. I pushed him away. )

Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (2/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( Figures you two would get along. Always said you two reminded me of each other. )

Title: A Snitch of His Own
Pairing: It’s Gen for the most part, but there is some Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, but not really enough to classify it there.
Rating: PG for two or three mild swear words.
Word Count: 1,314.
Summary: Life is a lot like Quidditch. Ron just wishes he had a Snitch of his own to catch.
Beta: Thanks so much, crystallekil! *hugs*
Notes: Written for tarie’s Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap. I got mieronna’s absolutely gorgeous fanart here. I hope she likes it!
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the difference.

( Ginny is a Seeker. She’s that tiny little girl with big dreams and a lot of heart. She sees something she wants, like Harry, and goes after it. )

Title: Love is Not a Weakness
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Bill/Fleur, casual mentions of Lupin/Tonks.
Warnings: HBP ship spoilers.
Word Count: 4,568.
Summary: At the end of last term, Ron and Hermione finally confessed their feelings to each other. Ron has been waiting all summer to see her. But the more time they spend apart, the more Hermione becomes convinced that they should take a page out of Harry’s book. Ron and Ginny spend most of their days in their rooms, depressed and angry. Now that Hermione and Harry are arriving for Fleur and Bill’s wedding, the Weasleys are determined to prove to their partners that love is not a weakness.
Disclaimer: If I were JK Rowling and I stood to gain another bazillion dollars just for finishing my next book, do you honestly think I’d be wasting my time posting pervy fanfiction on the internet? Absolutely not. Therefore, we must conclude that I am, in fact, NOT JK Rowling. These characters belong to her, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, Arthur Levine Books, and Warner Brothers. I am just borrowing them for a while to write porn er, I mean, to write good, clean, wholesome literature. Oh, pits. Who am I kidding?
Notes: When a die-hard slasher spends her time writing hetsmut instead of editing her slash fic, there is clearly something wrong with the world. I blame it on the damn heat around here. Anyway, this follows canon pretty much, just talks about a scene that er, got “deleted” from HBP. But yeah, it’s pretty much canon-compliant. So obviously, HBP spoilers. You’ve been warned, ‘kay?

( Love is love, with or without a war. )