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Title: Much Too Late To Find
Fandom: South Park RPS
Pairing: Matt/Trey, Matt/Angela, Trey/Emma, Trey/Bogie
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,753
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and every other real person in this fic owns him or herself. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: Matt's trying to hold Trey together when all Trey wants to do is fall apart and then stay broken. So he's also allowed to be a little angry at Matt for not letting him.
Warnings: Drug use and infidelity.
Notes: This is basically me explaining to myself why Trey suddenly left his wife for a stripper right around the same time as Matt got married. Because...seriously. What?

''I'm getting married,'' Matt announces, and Trey's world narrows down to the sound of his own heart beating. )
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Title: Sunshineverse
Fandom: South Park RPS
Pairing: Matt Stone/Trey Parker, Matt Stone/Eric Stough, Trey Parker/Adam Shankman, Trey Parker/Emma Sugiyama, Dian Bachar/Shelley Parker and Eric Stough/Adam Shankman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 200,000+
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and every other real person in this fic owns him or herself. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: Matt and Trey's lives would've been a lot easier if, when they met, the introduction had gone a little something like this: "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm your other half." Unfortunately, their lives have been a little more complicated than that.
Notes: So...a summer or two ago, I convinced my best friend that Matt and Trey were completely in love, idk, obviously their love is epic. One might even quote the show and say...Their love is like rain. I wrote an epicly long fic based on the idea that Matt started dating Eric after filming BASEketball that ended with him and Trey falling in love. We jokingly called it "Rainverse." Then said best friend convinced me that it would be really interesting to see how different things would've been if Matt had just been honest from the start with Trey--told him he was in love with him, that is--and what Trey's reaction would be. Or, one might even say, if Matt came out of the closet, into the Sunshine. And...this is that fic. It's basically an AU of a fic I never finished or something? I don't even know. My original plan was to post it as a "Choose-your-own-adventure" type thing, because they share a common beginning and then branch off, but that never panned out, SO. HERE IS SUNSHINEVERSE, I SWEAR I WASN'T ON CRACK, AND UM...I DON'T EVEN KNOW, JUST CLICK THE LINK AND ENJOY.

Also, you'll need to scroll down and click the previous entries button to get to chapter 1, since I'm just linking you to the community itself, as it was too long to post on this journal as separate entries (73 chapters). So...I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. People keep asking me to post the Matt/Trey that I have, no matter how old or crappy it is, SO THIS IS THAT. *hides*

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Title: The Art of Being Kissed
Authors: Co-written with the lovely, incredibly talented [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly. In fact, if you like something in this, it probably came from her.
Fandom: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World RPS
Pairing: Kieran Culkin/Edgar Wright
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,447
Disclaimer: Kieran Culkin and Edgar Wright own themselves. I'm not saying this would ever happen, or that the people in this fic would approve of the activities herein. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Notes: Written for this [livejournal.com profile] pilgrim_kink prompt: Edgar keeps making jokes about taking Kieran through his gay kissing scene, it's only fair there's a fic to prove it. Basically, at the SDCC panel, Kieran told a story about how, the day they filmed the kissing scene between Wallace and Jimmy, Edgar gave him a "really wonderful kiss" to show him that it wasn't a big deal. (6:00 into this video.) Obviously, someone needed to write fic.

Wallace is the kind of guy who'd kiss his actor in the middle of the set like it was no big deal. He's the one who'd be doing everything and poor confused Jimmy—poor confused Kieran—would be the one who was just along for the ride. )
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Title: Vanilla Shnapps on Ice, Ice, Baby
Fandom: Winter Olympics RPS
Pairing: Johnny Weir/Shaun White and Apolo Ohno/J.R. Celski
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,295
Disclaimer: Apolo Ohno, J.R. Celski, Johnny Weir, and Shaun White own themselves. I'm not saying this would ever happen, or that the people in this fic would approve of the activities herein. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: Shaun White is a bartender at an ice bar. Johnny, Apolo, and J.R. are his best customers. Bets, flirting, and sexytimes ensue.

As far as bartending gigs go, Shaun figures the Snow Job could be a lot worse. )
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Title: Swag
Fandom: Winter Olympics RPS
Pairing: Apolo Ohno/J.R. Celski
Rating: R
Word Count: 708
Disclaimer: Apolo Ohno, J.R. Celski, Johnny Weir, Evan Lysacek, and Shaun White own themselves. I'm not saying this would ever happen, or that the people in this fic would approve of the activities herein. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Written for: This [livejournal.com profile] wintergameskink prompt: Every medal-winning athlete got a free vibrator: http://carnalnation.com/content/44354/4/vibrators-and-safer-sex-superheroes-heat-winter-olympics Any character, any pairing, based off this. Femmeslash, het, guys not knowing what to do with them, your choice. I chose to focus on Apolo, J.R., Shaun, and Evan (+ Johnny)'s reactions. Because I roll that way, or something. Mostly gen, other than a little Apolo/J.R. at the end because I'm a whore for those two at the moment.

Apolo Ohno does not want to know who thought it was a good idea to give everyone who medaled at the winter games a free vibrator, nor does he want to know who thought that giving him his ''prize'' in front of his father was an even better one. )
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Title: In Between
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance/Glee RPS
Pairing: Ryan Kasprzak/Chris Colfer/Evan Kasprzak
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 14,163
Disclaimer: Chris, Ryan, and Evan own themselves. I'm not saying this would ever happen, or that the people in this fic would approve of the activities herein. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: They seem to have it in their heads that he's stupid or blind or otherwise impaired because they both act like he doesn't realize what's going on. Like he misses the way they fuck with him between the two of them but pass out with Evan in the middle, Ryan's arms tight around his waist. Like he could not see the way they look at each other over his shoulder as Evan snaps his hips forward and pushes Chris deep into Ryan. Like he's blind to the fact that while they both like him a lot, they really, really want to not have him between them sometimes.
Warning: This contains direct sexual contact between two brothers, who are eight years apart in age. If either the incest or the age difference bothers you, then do not read it and do not complain to me if you do and find that aspect not to your liking.

''I'm sorry. I'm too giddy to insult you. Just get your ass over here.'' )
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Title: In Between
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance/Glee RPS
Pairing: Ryan Kasprzak/Chris Colfer/Evan Kasprzak
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 14,163
Disclaimer: Chris, Ryan, and Evan own themselves. I'm not saying this would ever happen, or that the people in this fic would approve of the activities herein. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: They seem to have it in their heads that he's stupid or blind or otherwise impaired because they both act like he doesn't realize what's going on. Like he misses the way they fuck with him between the two of them but pass out with Evan in the middle, Ryan's arms tight around his waist. Like he could not see the way they look at each other over his shoulder as Evan snaps his hips forward and pushes Chris deep into Ryan. Like he's blind to the fact that while they both like him a lot, they really, really want to not have him between them sometimes.
Warning: This contains direct sexual contact between two brothers, who are eight years apart in age. If either the incest or the age difference bothers you, then do not read it and do not complain to me if you do and find that aspect not to your liking.

''Is this like a taking turns situation? Or do you two get off on dueling each other for the affections of the fair not-so-much a lady? Because if you're trying to reenact a Greek tragedy here, I'm really more of a Roman catamite, I think.'' )
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Title: Tony and Matilda: Inspired By a True Story
Fandom: South Park RPS
Pairing: Matt Stone/Trey Parker
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 57,139
Disclaimer: Matt and Trey own themselves. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Summary: It's been six years since Trey Parker finished making "Cannibal! the Musical" and moved to New York City to work at Troma. Six years since he's spoken to his best friend. In his absence, Matt Stone gave up on the dream and resorted to becoming an accountant. Then, one day, they run into each other in Times Square, and as it turns out, that old saying is true: the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Warning: This fic takes place during 2001 in New York. Matt's accounting firm is in the south tower. This is not a character death fic, but please be forewarned before you begin that what happens to him on 9/11 is part of this story.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

They went through hell together six years ago—technically they even still co-own a LLC with Jason and Ian. But they haven't spoken since Trey came to New York to work with Lloyd Kaufman at Troma. )
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Title: Justify My Love 2/2
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance RPS
Pairing: Travis Wall/Ivan Koumaev
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,113
Disclaimer: I do not own Travis Wall or Ivan Koumaev. This never happened. No offense is intended and no profit is being made.
Summary: Ivan struggles to come up with a way to turn down Travis's advances. Even though Travis isn't actually making any and Ivan just sort of wishes he was.

1 | 2

If you knew how long and how badly I've wanted this moment to come, you would realize why I want it to be better than this. Fuck. It deserves better than this, Ivan. )
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Title: Justify My Love 1/2
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance RPS
Pairing: Travis Wall/Ivan Koumaev
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,113
Disclaimer: I do not own Travis Wall or Ivan Koumaev. This never happened. No offense is intended and no profit is being made.
Summary: Ivan struggles to come up with a way to turn down Travis's advances. Even though Travis isn't actually making any and Ivan just sort of wishes he was.

1 | 2

Ivan isn't stupid, okay? He sees the way Travis looks at him and he knows what people say. )
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Title: So You Think You Can Choreograph
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance RPF
Pairing: Adam/Tyce, Napoleon/Tabitha, Stacey/Sonya, unrequited Jean-Marc/Tabitha, Jean-Marc/Melanie, Shane/Laurie Ann, Shane/Stacey/Sonya
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,866
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this fic. This never happened. No offense is intended and no profit is being made.
Summary: This is the true story of sixteen strangers picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when their careers as dancers are over and they have to find some way to support themselves.
Notes: Epic amounts of thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly. Also, this is a little bit cracky.

For everyone's reference, this is a list of the choreographers included in this fic and their styles. I only used choreographers who have appeared on the US version and who were not former contestants on the show.

List of Choreographers. )

I'm not the kind of guy who ever thought he would be on a reality show. I wanted to be a star. )
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Title: Taking Direction
Fandom: So You Think You Can Dance/General RPS
Pairing: Travis Wall/Zac Efron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,267
Disclaimer: I do not own Travis Wall or Zac Efron. This never happened. No offense is intended and no profit is being made.
Summary: When traditional methods of dance instruction don't work on Zac Efron, Travis tries a different method to get through to him.
Warnings: D/s & puppy play.
Notes: Epic amounts of thanks go to [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly. My perverted idea of what would've happened if Zac hadn't backed out of the Footloose remake. Also...my general apologies. To everyone.

Zac should've turned this part down and ran the other way as soon as he heard about it because no good can come of the fact that he's going to be spending the next few months alone with Travis getting almost naked and all the way sweaty. )

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