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Title: The Talk
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt Hummel/Blaine
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: Kurt and Blaine discuss the possibility of "going all the way." Blaine breaks the stereotype in more ways than one.
Notes: Written for this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] pyroclastic. Also: I suck at titling things. Forever.



Kurt's dad never had The Talk with him. Which wasn't surprising, really, because as hard as Burt Hummel tried, Kurt was past needing it by the time he finally got comfortable enough to even attempt The Talk. And since Kurt grew up during the abstinence-only era, sex ed in school wasn't much of a help, either. So Kurt's entire body of knowledge about sex came from the internet, which was hardly an indication of any kind of reality.

Which is why, as difficult as he'd known it would be, he'd readily agreed when, at the start of their relationship, Blaine had laid down only two rules: total honesty, and that they would take things slow and talk them through before they rushed into any decisions. Not only were those conditions fair, Kurt had felt they were probably more for his benefit than Blaine's.

Except, he'd never realized how awkward it would be.

***


"So…sex," Blaine says one day, apropos of nothing. The situation could not be any less sexual if they tried—they're sitting on the floor of Kurt's dorm room at Dalton, playing a shoot-'em-up game with lots of blood and gore. Kurt nearly chokes on the mouthful of water he'd just drunk, and drops his controller.

"What about it?" he manages after a moment.

"We should talk about it." Blaine pauses the game and turns to face Kurt, leaning back against the edge of Kurt's bed and looking for all the world as if this were a perfectly banal topic of chitchat.

"About it? Like, in general? Or in—in specific?"

"Specific. I mean, we've been going out for almost six months now, and I don't know if you're ready because we haven't talked about it. But I am ready, so I figured, there's no sense in delaying it if we're both ready, just because neither of us are brave enough to bring it up in conversation, so…we should talk about it. See if we're on the same page."

It all comes out in one rush of breath, one run-on sentence in one exhalation.

Kurt blinks. "I. Uh."

Blaine watches him for a moment, then leans forward to put his arm around Kurt's shoulder. "Hey," he says gently, "if you're not ready, then say so. That's the point of this conversation. It's okay if you're not."

"I—I just. I read online that it hurts."

"At first," Blaine agrees. He tugs at Kurt's shoulders until Kurt scoots closer. It's easier to forget that he's having a mild panic attack when Blaine is warm and gentle against him.

"I'm kinda afraid that it'll hurt so much I won't be able to go through with it," Kurt admits after a moment. "I mean…I want to. Or I think I do, anyway. But if it hurts that badly…"

"I'll stop you if you hurt me too much," Blaine promises, and Kurt's heart momentarily stops.

"What?"

"If you hurt me," Blaine repeats, "and it's too much, I'll stop you."

"If I hurt you?"

Blaine stares down at him for a moment. "Yeah, I'm glad we're having this talk," he says. "See? We're not even on the same page. 'Cause I was thinking that I wanted you to fuck me and you want it the other way around."

"I—it's not—" Kurt stops and takes a deep breath. "It's not that I want it that way—I mean, maybe, some day, but it doesn't have to be—I just kind of assumed…I mean, that's the stereotype, isn't it? You like sports."

Blaine laughs. "I do. I also like being fucked. And for the record, I like doing the fucking, too, but…" He shrugs. "I've been waiting ages to get you inside of me."

If Blaine expects Kurt to have a rational conversation about this, he really needs to stop talking like that.

"Guh," Kurt says, unintelligently.

"You okay?" Blaine asks. "It doesn't have to be now, Kurt. I mean, I get it if you're not ready. Just…talking about it is a good thing. Helps us understand each other. So I am. I want you to fuck me. It's also important that we're safe."

"I—oh, God, condoms. And—and—"

"Lube," Blaine supplies helpfully. "I thought that maybe we could go together to buy them. When we decide to go for it, that is."

"You want us to—to what? We can't do that. They'll know what it's for."

"I really don't care," Blaine says cheerfully.

"What's wrong with ordering them off the internet?" Kurt asks. "Discreet shipping, Blaine. It's your friend."

"I'll consider it," Blaine says after a moment. "When we get there. Which I notice is a topic you're avoiding." He presses a kiss to Kurt's shoulder and whispers, "Do you not want to fuck me?"

"I—yes," Kurt says quickly. "God, yes, just—Blaine, you have to give me a minute. I'd kind of assumed—I mean, have you even seen porn? Guys like me only get to do one thing, and I was scared of it, okay? So I have to like, re-adjust my expectations now because hey, apparently liking sports isn't the only way you break stereotypes."

"But it's a good thing?"

"Yeah," Kurt says eagerly. "Yeah, it's a really good thing, Blaine, and—and fuck, I want that so badly."

"So you want it," Blaine says thoughtfully. "You definitely do want to fuck me."

"Yeah."

"See," Blaine says happily, "we're getting somewhere. So. We've agreed to be safe, we've talked about what we want out of it, and I've said that I'm ready to do it. So million dollar question, Kurt. Are you ready?"

A long moment, while Kurt turns the idea over and over in his head. "No," he says finally. "Not yet. But I will be. And—and I think I'm glad we talked about it."

Blaine nods. "You want to go back to playing video games?"

Kurt turns around and takes Blaine's face in his hands. "No," he whispers, and kisses him silly.
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Date: 2010-11-21 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkheaven.livejournal.com
yes! I'm ankle-deep in the top!kurt discussion and I needed this.

I adore your writing. BRB author spotlight on fuckyeahklainefic

Date: 2010-11-21 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
I swear, this was not written because of that--I'd been writing it all day and was in the beta'ing stage when that discussion went up. It's kind of perfect timing, but I swear it isn't like...an attack on anyone. Eeeep.

Thank you so much! :)

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Date: 2010-11-21 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mod-squad7117.livejournal.com
I really like how even though Kurt's ok with topping he recognizes that he's not really ready to do it. I like how you've distinguished being able to readjust sexual expectations and being able to fill them. Put another way--because I really want to be clear how great a job I think you did with this--it's great that Kurt can be the top and still be nervous about sex as a new experience instead of being like "I get to top? Cool; take off your pants Right. Now." This is wonderful both as a story and a meta-commentary. Well played!

Date: 2010-11-21 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked it. This comment means a lot to me. :)

Date: 2010-11-21 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandy-croyance.livejournal.com
This was too cute. You people seriously need to stop writing Blaine as so gosh darn awesome. I do not need to develop crush on a hypothetical take on a fictional gay male character. Sheesh.


(Um, in case you cannot translate that nonsense, I completely loved your fic :D)

Date: 2010-11-21 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
lollll. I would try to write him less awesome, but he'd just swoop in and serenade me until I went back to awesome again. How can you not crush on a guy who takes Kurt to Rent and shares his favorite Vogue cover?

Thank you!

Date: 2010-11-21 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal676.livejournal.com
Hahahahhaha. Love it! Calm Blaine an totally flabbergasted Kurt. So awesome.

Date: 2010-11-21 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
I'm in love with eager-but-mindblown!Kurt. Deeply so. Thanks!

Date: 2010-11-21 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverdancefics.livejournal.com
Awkward Kurt makes me giggle incessantly.

This is really awesome and ironically timed. Wonderful job, nice commentary.

Date: 2010-11-21 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
This is really awesome and ironically timed.

lol, I swear it wasn't intentional. I had been writing this all day before that post went up. But yeah. Irony. Thy name is no longer Blaine, it is apparently me. I am a dork who references other fics she wrote in comments.

Thank you!

Date: 2010-11-22 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celemie.livejournal.com
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Discreet shipping, Blaine. It's your friend." AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

This fic is perfection!

Date: 2010-11-22 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you! I imagine Kurt opens Blaine's eyes to all the wonderful things one can buy online. All the things.

Date: 2010-11-22 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaolina.livejournal.com
This made me laugh so hard. Discreet shipping indeed. Man, this is why I love this place and great timing of coincidence too. XD

Date: 2010-11-22 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
I love your icon. That movie is epic.

Thanks!

Date: 2010-11-22 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroclastic.livejournal.com
GOD THIS WAS PERFECT. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST. ♥ Mem'ing FOREVER.

Date: 2010-11-22 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you! Happy to have obliged. :)

Date: 2010-11-22 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rrrowr.livejournal.com
This was beautiful and simple and kind of hilarious. ♥ Into my delicious you go~ :D

Date: 2010-11-22 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :)

Date: 2010-11-22 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spite-pet.livejournal.com
I loved this!!! And I kinda love how he still isn't ready.

And I love the line about gay porn. I'm desperately looking through gaytorrent.ru (and have been for awhile) for anything with a guy even remotely like Kurt/Chris (especially one with a high voice) and there isn't really much. And the little that come close would have the guy bottom...and flaccid. :(

Discreet shipping that is so Kurt (In my headcanon he's accumulated a nice collection of dildos and stuff with discreet shipping)

Date: 2010-11-22 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Yeah, I don't really watch gay porn that much because it's just so...awful. Truly, truly awful. When I do find some that's not completely awful, I post it on my flist to share the wank love, but yeah. Gay porn is kind of horrifying in most cases.

Thanks!

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Date: 2010-11-22 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsasmagnets.livejournal.com
I was more surprised by Kurt playing video games than I was at him being cool with topping. LOL Ah...fandom.

Nice job though. Very believable; their vices are pretty spot on. I love the way Blaine brings the topic of conversation up. That is so him.

Date: 2010-11-22 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
I was more surprised by Kurt playing video games than I was at him being cool with topping. LOL Ah...fandom.

LOL. Well, to be honest, I think that after what's happened to him recently, and what's about to, given the spoilers, that he needs an outlet for his rage. 'Cause honestly, video games are like, the best therapy ever. I come home from a bad day at work, all pissed off at the world, then I break out my copy of WoW and kill things all evening and suddenly my rage has magically dissipated. I think it's kinda like that. Plus, Blaine loves them, and got Kurt interested. Heh.

Thanks!

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Date: 2010-11-22 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ireland22.livejournal.com
Hmm I think that you should do a follow up. Not because I want porn - although that would be nice...
but because I think it would be interesting to see what would happen

Date: 2010-11-22 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
lol, I've written so much porn for these two already that I'm starting to run out of ways to let them have vanilla sex. And Kurt's so not ready for kink. Heh.

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Date: 2010-11-22 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckney.livejournal.com
Absolute love. XD This is wonderful and I agree with above: I like that Kurt acknowledges he's not ready, and so does Blaine, and everything's awesome. Thank you for this :D

Date: 2010-11-22 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :)

Date: 2010-11-22 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdchic.livejournal.com
This is so, so cute. What I'm loving especially is how I can hear Blaine's voice just being so cheerful and matter-of-fact and slightly rambly, which is a lot of Darren in interviews and is also hell yes.

Date: 2010-11-22 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thanks! I kind of love how most writers are sort of...supplementing Blaine's personality with Darren's until we get to know him better. Plus I love the way everyone writes him. I fangirl the writers in this ship just as hard (if not harder) than I do them on the actual show, lol.

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Date: 2010-11-22 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alter-alterego.livejournal.com
"Guh," Kurt says, unintelligently.

Yeah, that just about sums it up for me.

Insanely funny, even more insanely hot. "Guh" indeed.

Date: 2010-11-22 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks!

Date: 2010-11-22 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ooshady-girloo.livejournal.com
*falls over* friggin' ace.

"Yeah, I'm glad we're having this talk," he says. "See? We're not even on the same page. 'Cause I was thinking that I wanted you to fuck me and you want it the other way around."


*Grins*

Date: 2010-11-22 01:49 am (UTC)
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Date: 2010-11-22 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :-D

Date: 2010-11-22 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmiller2.livejournal.com
yay for toppy!kurt mostly its not my kink but in this ship IDK you made me like it. also i think top!kurt is important because without it fandoms start writing kurt too girly (or sometimes as an actual girl which i find way weirder)

Date: 2010-11-22 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thanks! Yeah, I have no idea what is up with girl!Kurt. Or genderswap fics in general. To each their own, but they kind of baffle me so I just keep scrolling by.

Date: 2010-11-22 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] titacats.livejournal.com
*_* Love how matter of fact Blaine is, how flustered Kurt gets, its all very in character and also nom. Also that is such a Kurt thing, the discreet online shipping. lol

Date: 2010-11-22 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
lol, thank you! The internet will be Blaine's best friend once Kurt introduces him to the magical world of discreet shipping, I'm sure.

Date: 2010-11-22 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logicandlove.livejournal.com
this was so great! i hadn't actually read any fic for this fandom before (the ship or the show) -- for several reasons but mostly just i'd like to see how everything plays out and not be biased by outside perspectives -- but when i read your summary and then the prompt, i was too intrigued to skip it. ;) i really love the entire thing, but i think this was my favorite:

"You want us to—to what? We can't do that. They'll know what it's for."

"I really don't care," Blaine says cheerfully.


the end, too: kurt being glad they talked about it, and then attacking blaine with kisses. ♥

i'm tempted to check out some of your other stuff, but i think i'll wait a bit for that. :) thank you for this lovely piece, though. i'm very glad i read it. <3

Date: 2010-11-22 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
I hadn't written fic for this fandom until NBK aired, and I'd only sparsely read fic in the first half of S1. And then Blaine just kinda grabbed me and said, "Hi, you'll be spending all your free time with me now. Hope you don't mind! FIC, DAMN YOU," and lo, my free time disappeared. Heh.

Thank you!

Date: 2010-11-22 09:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-22 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2010-11-22 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meggie87.livejournal.com
I'm glad that I read this fic. I didn't think about their (possible&future) sexual life, I can't even read anything NC17, because the idea makes me uncomfortable XD In my mind Blaine and Kurt are, like, so pure and innocent (well... maybe mostly Kurt XD I don't see Blaine really pure X''D) even if I know that, well, I'm wrong? XD I think that I need time, and this fic is perfect, 'cause I was with them and with The Talk and now maybe I can read something else? X'D
I don't know if this comment makes any sense, but thank you for this fic :)
I really appreciated it :)

[This review takes part in the “Recensioni d'Autunno 2 - La Vendemmia” challenge @ [livejournal.com profile] maridichallenge]

Date: 2010-11-22 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
They are pure and innocent! They're just also fucking like bunnies. It's Teenage Dream in relationship form: that song is really sweet, and innocent, and talks about doing silly childish things ("build a fort out of sheets" etc) but it also says, "Let's go all the way tonight." And that, to me, is Kurt/Blaine: really silly, childish stuff, and then EPIC SEX FTW. Heh.

Thanks!

Date: 2010-11-22 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melusine2001.livejournal.com
I just... loved it <3
I love top!kurt (and I think he will enjoy it a loooooooooooot XD)
And I love your Blaine and... and...

And could you write their first time ? *_* a sequel ? pweaaaaase *_*

Date: 2010-11-22 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!

I've actually already written their first time, in a different fic, and once I write something like that it tends to kind of...stick, if that makes any sense, like now I can't write it happening any other way. So I don't think I could write it again, unfortunately.

Date: 2010-11-22 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigo-5.livejournal.com
You like sports.

I love this fic so much I want to run off to Vegas with it. Just for the weekend. Then you could have it back. Maybe.

This was amazing. ♥

Date: 2010-11-22 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
lol, thank you so much!

Date: 2010-11-23 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norman-path.livejournal.com
wow this is soooo hot!!! sequel please!!

Date: 2010-11-23 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com
Thank you!
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